reader stakeholder attention.
We urge diplomats to avoid maximum dullness, and exercise less restraint in their choice of words. The rights of
readers stakeholders are best served with greater lyrical flourishes and livelier sentences. We look forward to timely resolution of this long-standing issue, and remind all stakeholders that the continued support of The Daily Panic in this matter is assured.
– Editor, The Daily Panic
12 November 2013